Sunday, April 19, 2009

Me and my sis being stupid

the cat
sat on
the mat

the dog
peed on
the log

the kitten
puked in
the mitten

the puppy
ate
the guppy

the fishes
washed
the dishes

the tiger
can fit
in the dryer

the llama
hooked up
with my mama

the doggy
is soggy

the goat
can drive
a boat

this should be a children's book!

the bomboozle
can shoozle
a kadoozle

the owl
is on
the prowl

the rat
is glued
to the cat

the mouse
built
the house

the beetle
invented
the needle

the chickadee
ate
the hikory

The ham
ate
the lamb

the cow
gave birth
to the sow



Sis--I'd be awesome in creative writing because I'm not creative!

Me- BAAAHA HAHAHAHA!

My sister's haiku:

Infuriating!
what happened to my turtle?
Oh wait, there he is

Mom killed the kittens
ran them over with her car
splattered on the lawn

(that one's my favorite)

2 comments:

Lauren said...

Lol, I remember Julie wrote the one about her turtle on her music in band class and showed everyone lol. Yeah. There's some people in Creative Writing that aren't that overtly creative at all. She'd fit right in lol jk

Alex Singer said...

I found this hilarious.